Love that line from "About the South" by Rodney Atkins!
Like I was tellin' ya, I got my hair 'did' yesterday! I had my sister take some before and after photos. Now, keep in mind that I hadn't done anything to style my hair in the before...it was just some wash and go action, no product or heat had touched it (i.e. it looks like a nasty mess and I don't usually just wear it this way) but you get the idea:After (mostly the same length, I think she took an inch or 2 off and added a bit more layering):